There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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