Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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