You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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