I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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