Christians are straight up FREAKS
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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