obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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