WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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