i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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