yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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