I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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