i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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