We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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