There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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