Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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