You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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