what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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