Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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