Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
is that a dick in a sweater?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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