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the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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