jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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