last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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