it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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