Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't deserve a penis
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Randomize
