Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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