There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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