We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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