you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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