windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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