They should really pass out barf bags in church
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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