Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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