Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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