i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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