At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
jump out the window naked night went bad
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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