There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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