your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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