Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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