Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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