There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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