3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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