I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i out mim tonsoeep
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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