Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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