I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
honey bunches of taint.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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