Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
