I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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