Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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