It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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