idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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