guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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