Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
this will be a night to untag.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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