based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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