sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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