I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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