I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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