I'm eating all of the evidence.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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